Especially one who has just TWO obsessions in life: balls and wellies??!!
Victor will be two in a week and I have been scratching my head silly to think of what to get him. It has to be compact enough to take to France and not something that he will discard in 3 seconds because it is not round or he can't put his feet inside!
Honestly does he really need a present? Would it be really scrooge like if we didn't get him anything? It is not as if he had NO toys! I mean he has TONS of toys, and honestly the house is about to burst with all these toys.
How about I wrap an empty box, snap a few shots while he is trying to rip the paper off and then let him play with the box? Everyone knows that children this age have far more fun with a box than with its content. Of course I need to take some picture of his party or he might hate me when he realises that Elliott has photos of his second birthday but he hasn't.
Saying this he might not. After all he is a boy, which eventually will lead to becoming a man which means that he will lose all abilities to over-analyse. Over-analysing is what women know how to do and do all the time.
So he might not even notice that he doesn't have photos of his second birthday and therefore won't have a clue that there weren't any presents either.
Let's say that I take the photos, he will need to see photos of the presents. If there isn't any then he might book himself a therapist to get over the idea that we didn't love him enough to get him a crap piece of plastic for his birthday.
OH CRAP!! What should I get him??!!